Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!
Yes, sir. Flies are terrible swimmers.

Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!
That's nothing! I had a mouse in my cornflakes this morning!

Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!
Don't worry, sir. I'll get a swatter.

Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!
Quick, sir! Toss an onion ring! They make great life jackets!

Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!
Don't worry, sir. You'll have some soup left once the fly had enough.

Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!
What's wrong with that? You ate one in your sandwich just now.

Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!
Don't worry, sir. The spider on the garlic bread will catch it.

Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!
That fly has good taste, sir!

Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!
Shall I perform CPR, sir?

Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!
What's wrong with that? Your tie is in it too.

Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!
You ordered the soup surprise, sir. And that's the surprise!

Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!
I'll get the doctor immediately!

Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!
Medium rare or well done, sir?

Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!
It's going for the paddling record, sir.

Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!
It should've picked your orange juice. That's a better swimming pool!

Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!
I'm not paying for his funeral, sir...